The Wittig Family

Jacob: I bet you have big bones.
Me: Why do you think I have big bones?
Jacob: Because your the biggest. Makaylin's bones are like way small.
(Yep, it's not fat, just big bones!)

Ethan: Mom
Me: Yes (If you don't answer him, he will keep saying your name until you do.)
Ethan: If I was the mom, I would go to McDonald's.
Me: Why would you go to McDonald's?
Ethan: Because Jacob likes O' McDonald's. (Yes, I'm sure it has nothing to do with Ethan liking McDonald's)

Ethan: (While we were cleaning) If I was the mom, we wouldn't have to clean up.
(I'd like to see his house, when he's "the mom".)